DON’T LAUGH - DON’T SMILE

15 August 2008, 11:22 am

LIFE IS SERIOUS

The most impressive LaLa trading envelope I’ve gotten yet - I had to share.
(I censored the email address. And if you’re wondering, it contained a singles collection from The Exploited. For the full impact, check out the larger version.)

2 comments:
  1. 2fs

    You’re actually still receiving items in trade from Lala? I think I’ve received only 2 in the last three months. I have 400 items listed on my want list, in a pretty broad range of popularity and styles. My thinking now is that I’m not sending anything out anymore until I get “even” - I’ve sent out about ten discs more than I’ve received - and once I am even, I’m quitting. I’m really disappointed in the shift in emphasis at Lala, and the way the new site goes out of its way to hide trading and make listing trades difficult.

  2. villain

    Yah, I’m still getting disc from Lala — I have a pretty fair list of things in high-demand, so I tend to run up my shipping-out max on a regular basis. Maybe it weights in my favor that I’m effectively sitting on things people really want until I get sent something.

    It’s not my place to tell you what to do, but why go ‘way mad? It’s not like it costs anything to be a member, and they’re definitely working to integrate the old Lala and the new Lala a little better — they’ve made some significant tweaks to the UI in the last 72 hours or so.

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an old piece of paper

14 August 2008, 6:14 pm

As I’m packing, I’m coming across a surprisingly large number of increasingly yellowed and tattered pieces of paper that have already endured multiple moves. Thanks to Google, I now know the provenance of this one, perhaps one of the oldest. It’s a clever bit of verse with a slightly nasty wit, polysyllabic rhymes, and portmanteau word formations that has always put me in mind of Ogden Nash and Tom Lehrer.

My mom typed this copy out, presumably because it tickled her funny bone as it did mine, but neglected to include the attribution. She said she didn’t write it, but I always wondered if perhaps she had, because it’s very like the things she did write. But no, turns out it was authored by one Arthur Guiterman. It was apparently published in Carolyn Wells’ 1918 anthology Such Nonsense! where it’s arguably much easier to read, but the quirks of an honest-to-goodness typewriter are part of the charm this piece of paper has for me.

The title is, “The First Cam-u-el, an Arabian Apologue”

(Don’t strain your eyes too much, I uploaded a larger version)

funniest [redacted] subject line in a while

22 July 2008, 6:12 am

UCE subject line: Mccain says unsure if Obama a secret hippopotamus

I still want the bastards who send these things to all to go out of business and be forced to find honest work to feed their kids, but this one seems to capture the mood of the times, or anyway illuminate the current level of political discourse.

4 comments:
  1. Editrix

    Looks like Wonkette also picked up on this!

  2. villain

    Anecdotal evidence suggests this subject line may be more widely distributed than most. I got a copy of this one at work, too, which is pretty unusual.

  3. Sue T.

    I read something about this on MSNBC.com last week — it’s the latest trend in spam, newsy subject lines so outrageous that you can’t help but click on them (if you’re gullible, anyway). I’ve gotten a couple along the lines of “Angelina Jolie aborts her fetuses” and “McCain calls for complete troop withdrawal.” But the hippo one is definitely in a class by itself.

  4. 2fs

    Too bad “Fox News Refers to Michelle Obama as ‘Baby Mama’” actually happened.

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broken thong

15 July 2008, 8:02 pm

damaged street art in Somerville

(Larger version at flickr)

One comment:
  1. Julia

    Ahhhh, the poetry of this piece.

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Rudy’s Can’t Fail (but my memory can)

9 July 2008, 7:34 am

Somewhat more than a year ago, a co-worker was leaving, and Rudy’s Cafe was proposed as the farewell lunch destination. I was way psyched, probably because the cod tacos sounded somewhat like the catfish tacos that Polly’s Cafe used to serve — one of my all-time favorites. We wound up going to Redbones instead. For a barbecue joint, Redbones is surprisingly vegetarian-friendly (espcially to the sort of faux-vegetarian who will sometimes eat cod or catfish), so I was ok with the swap, but have since nursed a desire to try Rudy’s even though the general opinion seems to be that it’s mediocre compared to other local Mex and/or Tex places like Forest Cafe and Jose’s.

This past Sunday we found ourselves practically on Rudy’s stoop and I found myself ravenous, and I proposed we slake my year-long Rudy’s-focused curiosity, and my wonderful girlfriend declared with some amusement that the exact same thing had already happened, and that I had, in fact, already been to Rudy’s. I simply could not recall this.

So I’m documenting the visit, in case my memory lapses again. Rudy’s codfish tacos are almost completely unlike Polly’s catfish tacos (which featured un-breaded catfish and a mayonaiseless slightly spicy jicama slaw OMG they were so good). But I really enjoyed Rudy’s version anyway (and got two meals out of the generously-portioned order). My friend Pat would surely have turned his nose up at the margarita, but it was cold and wet and had a perfectly adequate quantity of salt crusted on the rim, so my nose did no turning up.

3 comments:
  1. Sue T.

    There’s actually a cafe in Emeryville, CA called Rudy’s Can’t Fail:
    http://www.rudyscantfailcafe.com/

  2. yr grl

    Next time, we’re walking a little longer and going to Tu y Yo!

  3. Julia

    If you’re ever in Nashville, pop down to Garcia’s Restaurant in Franklin. They serve awesome fish tacos - I think made with grilled grouper. Delish…

    http://nashville.citysearch.com/profile/34124975/franklin_tn/garcias.html

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no message

28 June 2008, 7:25 am

no media

An odd thing: the next time I turned my camera on after taking this photo, it also displayed a “no media” message (it had space for maybe 1 or 2 more exposures at the time). I thought it would be funny to juxtapose the two, so the next time I had another camera handy, I tried to photograph that display. But I can’t reproduce it. I can get it to say “card full” and “no card” and “lens cover,” and that’s about it.

Toronto, Evening 1(b)

20 June 2008, 6:58 am

From the main observation deck of the CN Tower

Did the pitch cross the plate?

(I might need to see the replay.) Looking down on Rogers Centre from the observation deck of the CN Tower.

Marty on the glass floor

It makes creaky noises when he steps on it. I’m not a steeplejack or anything, but I don’t generally classify myself as “afraid of heights.” I thought this was pretty freaky, though. None of the trompe l’oeil art on the walls even registered with me at the time.

Me on the glass floor

I really do have both feet on the glass, it only looks like I have one foot on concrete — that’s the thickness of the floor below the pane. It was surprisingly hard for me to get both feet on the glass.

Toronto mosaic

Rogers Centre redux:

This shot is from the “Sky Pod” a second platform 100 metres above the main observation deck. At 446 metres, this is currently alleged to be the highest public observation deck in an artificial structure.

As it turns out, I think dusk was a pretty good time to shoot.

“Excuse me, is this Blade Runner?”

The building where we ran our tests is attached to the big flat building with the two red circles on it. Our hotel is visible at the top as well.

People with fancier cameras were doing fancy exposures showing multiple sky-to-ground lightning strikes, but I thought the approaching storm was plenty dramatic anyway

Mist over Lake Ontario

We’re back on the main deck on our way out.

An accidental shot of the glass floor area that I liked

Looking up from the base

It doesn’t look like a building as much as an abstract composition. I took similar sharper shots, but I liked this one best.

On the way back to the hotel we passed this sculpture, which seemed to combine elements of totem pole and woodpecker-victimized tree. Plus, lights! Next time, I want a closer look.

One last shot of the tower, from a few blocks away. See what I mean about how monstrously tall it really doesn’t look?

(There are bigger versions of these photos on summervillain’s flickr site)

3 comments:
  1. Julia

    great pics, thanks for sharing. Unbelievable that a place like Toronto and my hometown, Nashville, are both called a “city”. Toronto looks like a space colony compared to Nashville.

  2. summervillain

    Toronto looks like a space colony compared to everywhere else I’ve ever been (except Times Square, which is such a deliberately artificial environment I almost think it shouldn’t count).

  3. 2fs

    I visited Toronto maybe ten years ago - it was a pretty cool place, as little of it as I saw.

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Toronto, Evening 1(a)

16 June 2008, 7:30 am

Looking up on our way to dinner after the storm:

As we walked by the BCE Place Galleria I said “Wow!” and we went in. I was immediately and forcefully reminded of Santiago Calatrava’s design of the Milwaukee Art Museum, especially Windhover Hall.



Turns out the architect was Calatrava.

Pierre Maraval’s Toronto’s Mille Femmes was hanging in the galleria. The thousand women pictured are “artistic, creative and inspiring women from Toronto and their protégés” including “architects, actors, dancers, designers, journalists, musicians, and others” according to the official description of the project.

On a less lofty level, I enjoyed the nose-to-tail juxtaposition of “Mr. Tasty Fries” and “Master Soft & Delight”

Set into the pavement of West King Street were stars commemorating many notable Canadian people, organizations, and institutions, including SC TV.

. . .and the rear entrance of Second City’s Toronto Theatre was practically across the street.

We ate at Fred’s Not Here. I had blackened hamachi on an orange risotto with wilted spinach — maybe the first time I’ve had yellowtail cooked? Not sure. I appreciated that the menu noted the sustainability of the fish. The risotto was perhaps a touch sweet, but did contrast well with the spices on the fish.

I did snap the boombox-bearing nude on one of the strange murals:

There was another picture I longed to take, but it just seemed too intrusive. There was another mural executed in the same deep red and orange palette, depicting the gates to a city or castle nestled among jagged mountains. Despite the presence of what looked like cherubim in the sky, it seemed distinctly hellish to me (you can see a glimpse of it on the restaurant’s web site).

Seated directly under left side of the mural were four women. Most of them had obviously dyed red (one purplish) hair, and the dark brown of the other diner was given a reddish cast from the light reflected from the painting. One woman had a punkish, upswept shock of hair. None of them were slender. They were all wearing dresses that looked to me like they were cut from nightmarish 70’s curtains: fist-sized globby paisleys and jittery ranks of triangles. The oranges, blacks, and pinks of their dresses clashed productively with the hues of the painting.

Oddly, no one sat opposite them throughout most of the meal, so they would have been easy to photograph had I dared. The woman at the end of the table looked as if she were at least one glass of wine beyond having fun, or perhaps she was desperately overtired. Either way she looked spectacularly out-of-it.

Taken together, they had a sort of mythic quality: norns or valkyries at the banquet table, perhaps. But they also had a slightly out-of-focus aspect, like Renoir’s tipsy, wealthy revelers gone wrong and dark.

I think it would have been a swell photo.

(There are bigger versions of most of these photos on summervillain’s flickr site)

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  1. pc

    lovely photos!

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