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britain’s next mediocre muddle

23 December 2006, 7:34 pm
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I’m not exactly proud of this, but I enjoy really bad reality TV. Take Hell’s Kitchen (please). Between Gorden Ramsey’s not-ready-for-prime-time potty mouth and the crazy crosscuts that try to amp a botched risotto into a matter of LIFE! OR! DEATH!, it’s pretty much like mainlining fried mozzarella sticks drenched in bleu cheese.
I’ve even […]

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“It’s OK, but it needs more demons.”

11 October 2006, 5:47 pm
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In which the “Needs More Demons” critical scale is explicated at undue length.

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i’m a sick, sick man

1 December 2005, 8:56 am
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Snuffles and sneezes and coughs, oh my. Aches with a side of the shakes. But that’s not the point. Here’s the point: around 3am this morning I sat up in bed with this white-hot certainty searing my cerebellum:

Goddamn! It was Jayla who stole Bre’s granola bar.

If you don’t know what this refers to, count yourself […]

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coz we could use a bit of good news today

30 August 2005, 9:40 am
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couldn’t we?

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megacreepazoid (two)

25 June 2005, 5:52 pm
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go megacreepazoid, go

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megacreepazoid (one)

13 June 2005, 6:59 pm
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go, go, megacreepazoid!

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