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[redacted] has damaged my brain.

27 September 2008, 10:30 am
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I think this [redacted] is actually hawking watches, but every time I see the subject line, I think that a web site catering to golf-course voyeurism fetishists has misspelled the word “pines.”

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junior high snigger

7 August 2005, 9:05 am
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There’s only one thing I want to remember about Friday’s game, and that’s the moment when one of the announcers spoke of “an offensive explosion by the Minnesota Twins.”

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