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Unlabeled piece of chocolate cake in the office fridge.

OMG I have to remember this dream so i can talk/write about it later.
No, that whole thing about having to fill in a timesheet after a dinner party isn’t really that interesting.
OMG it’s five! I have to get up!!
Wait, it’s Saturday, isn’t it? i don’t have to get up.
No, it’s not Saturday. I have to […]

The unusual wording of the message made me imagine a sentient baseball that functioned as an avatar of the entire MLB organization. I was a little nonplussed to think of this very important piece of magic sports equipment pondering my particular personal concern. But apparently the word “soon” was being used in , if not […]

An eBay saved search for items pertaining to artist “Jenny Holzer” proved quite helpful in locating a gift for my sweetie, so I’ve left an email alert for new items active in case it turns up something else I think my wunnerful gf shouldn’t live without. But the other day, eBay emailed me to let […]

When seeing 5:37 displayed on your digital clock in the very instant you wake up and open your eyes causes you to think “Oh, no, 37!? They were up 5 to nothing last time I checked the score!”