duck nightmare

25 March 2004, 2:40 pm

I’m standing by a window, and this long-necked duck sticks its beak through it and starts trying to peck at me.

I pick up a chair and jab at the duck, lion tamer style, trying to avoid its beak.

I don’t think I really touch it, but of all a sudden the duck goes limp, its neck just hanging down along the wall.

And I ask the duck, “Are you dead?”

And the duck says, “Yes.”

And someone I can’t see says, “Don’t trust that duck! It’s playing possum.”


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