duck nightmare
25 March 2004, 2:40 pmI’m standing by a window, and this long-necked duck sticks its beak through it and starts trying to peck at me.
I pick up a chair and jab at the duck, lion tamer style, trying to avoid its beak.
I don’t think I really touch it, but of all a sudden the duck goes limp, its neck just hanging down along the wall.
And I ask the duck, “Are you dead?”
And the duck says, “Yes.”
And someone I can’t see says, “Don’t trust that duck! It’s playing possum.”