harvestman
1 June 2005, 9:04 amDear Mitiopus morio,
I know you’re not a spider (though you are an arachnid).
‘n’ I respect a.’s desire not to do away with you, and anyway, it would leave one of those horrid and difficult-to-eradicate smears on the ceiling.
(If you would just come down on to the wall I could perhaps coax you onto a piece of paper and transfer you to the great outdoors. But no.)
And I appreciate that you could help us address our small small ant problem.
But for chrissakes, settle in a corner somewhere and quit walking around above my head!!
Thank you.