a problem
25 January 2006, 8:10 pmLately, I’ve been suffering from a condition. The symptom is that whenever I see or hear a phrase that begins with “Have you ever. . .” my brain sets it to the melody of Olivia Newton-John’s “Have You Never Been Mellow.” In fact, my brain actually books Newton-John for a session, so I have to hear her sing whatever it is inside my skull.
Latest example, from a spam purportedly from “Patty Childress,” invites me to consider, “Have You Ever Tried Pheremones? Have you never try-uh-uh-uh-ied. . .”
You can click a link, or you can help. Send your dollars today to “Cure the ‘Have You Ever Been Mellow’-itis Fund,” care of this station.
Damn you!