May 2007 Archive

prank concept

22 May 2007, 9:41 am
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I try not to complain too much about drivers who jeopardize cyclists through inattention or malice (or for that matter, the cyclists who enable them by flagrantly flouting traffic laws), but yesterday I had a particularly tough day with several drivers of monstrosities from Cadillac, Lincoln et al.
I had a brief daydream about […]

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icked by the internets

17 May 2007, 8:58 am
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I never had anything good to say about Jerry Falwell when he was alive. I doubt we would have enjoyed each other’s company. It’s not that I subscribe wholly to the credo “never speak ill of the dead.” In fact, the way I feel after checking my newsreaders this morning most closely resembles the way […]

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omg omg omg omg

13 May 2007, 6:38 pm
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Bottom of the 9th.
I was listening to the radio broadcast, emitting random gaspy and woo-y sounds with my heart going thuddathuddathudda. The recap is more than a little “just the facts, ma’am”; it doesn’t mention that a little bobble out in right turned a single into one of those doubles, and it doesn’t […]

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top one way to tell you have a problem

10 May 2007, 9:58 am
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When seeing 5:37 displayed on your digital clock in the very instant you wake up and open your eyes causes you to think “Oh, no, 37!? They were up 5 to nothing last time I checked the score!”

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strange weather at 42N 71W

5 May 2007, 4:14 pm
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Uh-oh, I don’t know how to dress for “$maxtext[2].”

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