I try not to complain too much about drivers who jeopardize cyclists through inattention or malice (or for that matter, the cyclists who enable them by flagrantly flouting traffic laws), but yesterday I had a particularly tough day with several drivers of monstrosities from Cadillac, Lincoln et al.
I had a brief daydream about having a few hundred bumper stickers printed up reading “WEAPON OF MASS CONSUMPTION” and applying them to especially egregious offenders.
Note: Malicious damage to/defacement of private property could expose you to criminal and civil liability. I do not advocate such actions, and if you undertake them, you do so at your own risk. It’s just a concept.