As he comes around the hairpin in his matte black Javelin, Luke is struck by the sight of two motorcycle cops on the verge of the road. The drop-off is steep to the left; on the right there’s a gravel pad on the shoulder of the hill. This is where the cops are. Their bikes […]
read “dream of the levitating motorcycle cops”verbally expressing my displeasure with cyclists/motorists who do not actively threaten or actually injure me
read “giving up for lent”as mentioned earlier:
read “guard taun-taun”I’m in a Taun-Taun sleeping bag, holding lightsaber chopsticks. Christmas day.
Yeah, somebody loves me.
not entirely keen to be a document holder, much less to hold still to be photographed as such
document-free!
read “theo”There’s a time-honored tradition of sitcom stars (Mystery Team features Community’s Donald Glover, Parks and Recreation’s Aubrey Plaza, and 30 Rock’s John Lutz and Kevin Brown) making feature films to emphasize the stuff they can’t do on TV. Mystery Team delivers on that score: it’s not for anyone too squeamish about assorted bodily functions, or […]
read “Mystery Team”